Alpine Village is where it's at, i can't deny that. But sometimes i feel as if room 125 is the only apartment uneffected by this chronic disease known as Alpine pride. get over yourself people. this is what alpine is really like:
living in a shoe box
sure, it's a great shoe box. it is a shoe box that probably contained a great pair of Christian Louboutin or Michael Kors pumps, but that doesn't make it any less of a shoe box.
if our shoe box room wasn't small enough, they had to make the closets a match box. this is simply unfair, because i would be willing to bet someone those Clou Noeud Spike Christian Louboutin's pictured above that there isn't a single girl here that can fit all of her clothes in her closet.
self proclaimed popularity
this is pretty self explanatory, and although there is no need to elaborate i'm going to. really people? there is an alpine village hierarchy that rivals the Queen of England herself. it throws us all back to grade school, but popularity is isn't based upon who has the nicest lunch box or who doesn't have to ride the bus because they have a cool older sibling that can drive them, it is completely dependent upon who thinks they are cool.
i guess if i had any tiny bit of self confidence i could just strut outside and join them... but i'd rather not get shoved in a locker.
provo bros
if for a second you thought that the infamous "Provo Bros" we starting to become extinct, i'll have you know the new generation is alive and well here at Alpine. not only are the bros thriving, i think it's safe to say AV is the new breeding ground. if you find yourself wondering, "what on earth is a provo bro?" number one, you've obviously never been to a party in provo, and number two count your blessings. if you ever see a guy wearing a tank top, neon board shorts, ray bans, and a well known brand of flip flops, run as fast as you can the other way.
now, i have nothing against these certain items of clothing, in fact i myself have been known to sport ray bans and own a few pair of rainbows, but it is the man inside of the outfit. get married already.
that's all.
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