Dear diary...: it aint over till the skinny, slightly brain damaged, famous for no good reason, lady sings. plus kanye.

i have been inspired by the VMA's. now there were many amazing performances this year, i was so impressed by Eminem, Rhianna, Justin Bieber, Usher, etc. but with good, there has to be bad. i would like to know which brainiacs decide who gets to be famous.... because i would like to give them a noogie. i'm not sure when the turning point was in which class turned into trash, but here are my thoughts on a few of our most beloved celebrities.

Lady Gag...a

i admire her guts... but that's about it. Lady G actually does have mad pipes, she's a very very talented singer, but it seems as if every time i see her being interviewed, performing, or walking down the street, i have a sudden urge to kill a bunch of kermit the frogs. i think she got dropped one too many times as a baby or something, because she is just down right weird. perhaps one day she'll realize how badly she scarred us pop culture fans. but at least she left a mark, eh?

ke$ha

i was quite pleased when i found that tiger picture, i think it's the best she's ever looked. ^^

she may have coined the phrase "the party don't start till i walk in" but quite honestly, i walk out of the party as soon as i hear this song. i think she could be quite a lovely girl if she 1. bought herself a brush 2. fired her stylist and 3. realized that $ isn't actually a letter in the english alphabet.

p.s. i'm still waiting for the day when she recovers from the hangover and discovers Mick Jagger is NOT an attractive man.... someone get that girl some black coffee and bread.

Nicki Minaj

for a while there i was seriously considering sending her a strongly worded letter about how she needs to stop comparing herself to Barbie, because Barbie is a classy lady with many different careers, not a strange "singer" who has better facials than lyrics. but then i realized that she makes an excellent pair with lil wayne, and anyone who lil wayne deems decent, i will accept. free weezy. but seriously, she's the nightmare on elm street, and she's playing Freddy.

kanye west